First of all, holy shit. I'm still in awe that I'm on Generation Four of this dysfunctional family. I go back and re-read the old chapters of Peony and Martha being, well, themselves, and back then I never imagined that I would have gotten this far. It blow my mind.
Secondly, this may be the longest title of any chapter of this legacy. If it were any longer it would be a Fall Out Boy song.
Anyways, last time, Chloe aged up in a toddler and Robin continued to be cute AF.
Seeing as the last chapter started with a birthday, here's another one.
The joys of having just one child to deal with.
But just because Robin can only have one child, it doesn't mean that his siblings have to follow the same rule.
More McKracken babies!
"Toolsie, do you wait with the camera to capture the exact moment that turn into Slender!creatures?"
No, of course not >_>
Un-noodleified, Chloe is incredibly cute. She's definitely got Malinda's skin tone, as Robin is slightly darker and less "corpse like". I won't show a photo of Malinda due yet, as the Sims don't start showing off genetics until they reach their teenage years.
I wanted to show off some green in Chloe's room, but not have the lime green everywhere as it can be assaulting on the eyes. In the end, I settled with the same wallpaper that I used for Peony's and Martha's nursery was back in Generation One.
I also want that pirate bed. I NEED that pirate bed.
Robin clearly loves his only child, even if it means smooshing his face into her head.
Yes, Chloe is wearing flip flops in winter.
Who doesn't?
On the same day Chloe aged up, Robin went to work and this little beauty popped up.
Hell yes!
Special Agent branch, biatches!
As a treat, I sent the family out to the park to enjoy the Winter Festival. I've said this before many times, but winter in the Sims 3 is my favourite season purely because of how pretty everything looks.
I mean, LOOK AT IT.
Much fog. Such atmospheric. Wow.
That is the face of an old man who fears that he has slipped a disc in his spine. He's not the young man he once was.
Candace tried out some ice skating, send out every prayer she can think off that she doesn't slip and end up in A&E.
Robin, being much younger (and also a martial arts champion), had no problems spinning around the ice with ease.
He tried to help Chloe out with her ice skating.
Tried is the key word here.
The Top Ten Anime Betrayals of 2019.
Future A&E casualties, or the next father/daughter interpretative breakdancing duo?
You decide.
Whilst they were breaking it down on the ice (or possibly just breaking bones), Judith had a baby.
Yeah, yet more McKracken babies.
This brings the total of Generation Five babies to four: Chloe, Ricardo, Kelley, and Curt.
Chloe: Father, are you allowed to drive your police car outside of work? Isn't that breaking the law?
Robin: I am the law now.
Indeed.
In reality, they had been invited to a party at the Goth Manor, now in the possession of Vincent and Mortimer.
Sammy is pregnant. Was this taken when she was pregnant with Kelley?
Nope.
This is her third child.
Sammy: Lucas! Lucas, it's happening again!
Sammy: Dafuq?
Damien, being the good father-in-law he is, escorted Sammy to the hospital.
And by that I mean he sat in the passenger seat and let the pregnant lady currently in labour do the driving.
There's no shortage of McKracken babies going round, it seems.
Soon the whole town will be overrun with the McKracken hoard.
Here's the family tree as it stands right now. Lucas and Sammy (still second cousins) have three children together, Judith has one with her much-older boyfriend, and Robin has a child with his now-deceased burglar sort-of girlfriend.
#OnlyInTheSims
Damien: Can you believe it, sweetheart? Five grandchildren, and counting!
Candace: I wonder is they'll all turn out like Chloe is.
Damien: You mean who she is slowly morphing into my Aunt Martha with her random freak outs?
Candace: Not exactly... But sure.
Damien and Candace were still in love after all this time, but where now both past 90 days old. They were both literally on Death's Door.
Candace: Death's Door, you say? Well, I guess it's time for me to leave.
Candace: Huh, well that was less painful that I imagined.
Candace, no! D:
Candace McKracken, nee Barker, left this moral coil at the ripe age of 90. In her time in the McKracken household, she achieved her Lifetime Wish to become a Creature/Robot Cross Breeder, had accidental triplets, grew a lot of vegetables, and managed to change the front doorbell so it sounds like the entrance to Hell.
She leaves behind her long-time husband Damien, her three children, and her five grandchildren. Not bad for a random townie I rescued from the streets.
Candace didn't fight her demise. Instead, she just shook hands of with Grim Reaper and dove into her urn, leaving the three remaining members of the family to mourn the loss.
At the exact same time as Candace died, Cayleigh also kicked the bucket.
She got hitched to Parker Langerak before she died, who is much younger than she is.
Now all that is left of Generation Three is Damien, Vincent, and Mortimer.
But life goes on, and soon it was time for Robin's birthday.
Look at the smug bastard. He knows he's going to age up well.
Yep, there you go. He doesn't look any older, even with the beard.
And I will leave this chapter with this:
More McKracken babies are on the way!
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Another chapter comes to a close, and I have found my stride again. During my much needed break, I've done a lot of writing outside this blog, and played some old video games that I haven't played in a while. A little nostalgia trip, as it were.
See you next time!
Nooo, Candace! RIP in peas, girl. It's always sad but kind of satisfying reflecting on all the weird stuff a sim accomplished during their lifetime.
ReplyDeleteI like that you gave Robin facial hair for his age-up! I feel like facial hair is a tragically underused asset in sim design, although it doesn't help that most of the options EA gives us look terrible. :P Robin definitely pulls it off, though.
Also, I enjoyed getting a little peek at the family tree! I'm a sucker for those. It's not linked on my blog yet because ~spoilers~ but I'm keeping careful track of my legacy's entire family tree. So it's always fun to see other players' trees!
Literal RIP is peas, as she was a gardener her whole life. It is nice to reflect on what a Sim has achieved, even if it's having accidental triplets and gardening in her nightie despite the freezing weather.
DeleteI tend to give male Sims either beard or glasses when they become an adult. Or both, if I think they can pull it off. I wanted to give Robin some light stubble to make him look older, but not like he's a homeless junkie who hasn't shaved for weeks xD Robin is definitely one of the best looking Sims I've ever had.
Family trees are always fun to look at, especially when you're a few generation down the line. At the beginning of Chloe's generation, I may do a quick recap of all the founders/heirs, just to paint a picture of how the family got to where it is. I may also do a poll to see who the most popular founder/heir is, but I think I know who will win *cough*Martha*cough* :P
'The Top Ten Anime Betrayals of 2019.' - That image, perfect.
ReplyDeleteGood to see that your 'one-liner mastery skill' has recharged to full power. When I saw that you had this post up, I moved my coffee out of reach to the other end of the desk for safety reasons. Safety First!
I also love the look of winter in the sims, but I have had to set it to minimal length at the moment because of my monster garden.
I've seen the memes xD
DeleteI do enjoy the one-liner when it's appropriate, such as the "Top Ten Anime Betrayals of 2019". The opportunity was there, and I had to take it.
I have all the seasons in my game set to seven Sim days, just so I can use the seasons to show the passage of time when the Sims grow older.
One of my favorite hobbies is going into a family tree and seeing how many other family trees I can access from there just by clicking on different people. It's a lot of fun!
ReplyDeleteRobin looks good with stubble. I also like putting facial hair on sims, but they usually just end up with stubble because I still want to see their faces.
The same as a Wiki-walk, but with a Sim family tree!
DeleteHe does, and he knows it xD I do like being able to see the Sims faces, which is why I don't go overboard with the facial hair.
That was an especially bad slender creature. D:
ReplyDeleteI love the winter pics, especially since you've got those nice mountains in the background!
Bye, Candace. ;_; You must have jinxed it by talking about how they're both on Death's door.
Slender!Chloe still haunts my dreams. Though not as much as Slender!Martha. She was pretty bad.
DeleteWinter is incredibly pretty, and I want to live near some mountains. Sadly I live in a built up city :<
Candace died at exactly 90 days, so I think she was ready to nope out of the family and leave her son to deal with everything xD