Wednesday 28 August 2019

Chapter 6.2 - Shotgun Wedding

Hello again, and welcome back to Generation Six of this hot mess of a legacy.

First off, I am pleased to say that since I moved out of Bridgeport and plopped Christine down in Starlight Shores to start her generation, I haven't encountered any more bugs :D In fact, Generation Seven is now here. It's going to be busy... 

Last time, Christine McKracken left her childhood home to get her acting career started, and she is excelling way faster than I expected:




Look at these promotions!


As celebration for her new promotions, and because she is a hermit who needs to get out the house, Christine called up her Pretty Boy she met at the gym.

Christine: Yo, Finnegan, wanna hit up da club together?

"Da Club" turned out to be the new Red Velvet Lounge, meant to bring the Moonlight Falls aesthetic to the tropical seaside town.

As such, Christine came dressed for the occasion.


Christine: Ah, yes. The Walk of Fame. Soon my name will be on there. A̷͖͔̥̙̻͊̐̐̌ṅ̶̫̮̣͑͊̄d̸͍̈͋̓ ̶̥̫̃t̵̛̪͛ḩ̵̭̣̯̻͕̈́͠ë̴͉́̓̚͠n̴͇̿̐̈́̀̂͜ ̷͙̺͓̤̦̾̿͗̍̈̎t̷͓̱̩̥̮̳̉̀̚h̵̤̻̣̖̺̥͋e̸̝͉̫͔̝̾̆̎͋ỵ̶̎͑̓͌͝'̸͔͆̎͌́l̵̡̝͈̹͗́ͅͅl̸͍͎͇͂̈̃͘ ̷̡̩̲͎̇͋̏s̵̡̧̡̩̾e̷̤̒̅͒͋ę̴̠͚͇̖͋́͝͝͠.

Who is they? We may never know.


Inside, she and Finnegan went straight for the karaoke machine, which is the best thing about the entire Showtime expansion.

What were they singing? I don't know. Feel free to insert your own tunes.


Christine really does have a major case of Resting Bitch Face. Her happiness is through the roof, and yet she still looks angry at everything.

Finnegan, oblivious to Christine's glare, invited her to dance.


They look so happy together <3

Christine: I know I've only known you for a few days, but my mother keeps ringing me up from Bridgeport to check if she's got grandkids yet, and I'm not getting any younger. Now spin me round so that I catch on fire like that scene from The Hunger Games: Catching Fire.


Christine: Thank you <3

Somehow, despite everything, Finnegan was not put off by this strange woman who glares at nothing and has no social skills. It's hard to tell if she genuinely doesn't know how to interact with other people, or if she just doesn't care.

Probably both.

Finnegan went back with Christine to her shack of a house, and agreed to stay the night.


And by "agreed to stay the night", I mean that he moved in with this woman he met a few days ago, even though it meant leaving his rich mistress in her house by herself.


I gave Finnegan a make over, just to try and spruce him up a bit. He's quite a bit older than Christine, as he's a few days away from becoming a elder whilst Christine is still a fresh faced young adult.

But hey, it's not like he's going to around for long >_>

That's the nature of the Second Chance roll, m'afraid.

Finnegan is a pre-made NPC, so his details are here.


Finnegan: Hot damn, I'm hot.

You know what else you are?

Loaded.


Look at this car. It's so pretty and pink, and obviously comes from his ex-lover.

Wouldn't it be a shame is someone was to... Sell it, in order to make a better house.

And that's exactly what I did.


The new house, in all it's somewhat mediocre glory. It's better than the old house by far, but it's still not the most exciting thing I've ever built.


Upstairs, there's four small bedrooms and a bathroom, all of which are tiny because I can't use space properly. It's also empty, because I used up all the money building the damn house.


Downstairs, I went with a nautical theme, given how close the house is to the beach. It's incredibly pretty looking as soothing, and I want to live in this house now. I added a carpet after this shot was taken, just to bring the room together.


Finnegan quit his singer career and got a job as a musician, so his days will be spent playing the guitar so he can get them promotions.

Also, those curtains.

I love.

Speaking of love:


Finnegan: Hey there, cutie. You come here often?

He is really laying on the charm.


But when it results in Christine letting out a rare smile, can you blame him?

I've said this before, and I will say it again: Christine's smile is precious and must be protected.

That night, whilst they were asleep in their new bed:


Christine: Ah, finally mother can stop pestering me for grandkids.


Finnegan: Christine, my love, with you marry me?

Christine: This is to make sure our child is legal, isn't it?

Finnegan: ... Maybe?

Christine: Yes.


I also love that Christine's idea of "maternity wear" is just to put a hoodie on. Not bother changing out of her shorts for something more elasticated around the waist... Just throw on a hoodie and she is sorted.


I swear, Christine has smiled more times when she's around Finnegan than she has the entire time she was growing up. She never smiled once a child, she maybe smiled once as a teenager, and yet... Now she's engaged and pregnant, it's smiles all round.


Most of the time.


She is still the Grump Queen for a reason.


To make their child legal, Christine and Finnegan held a shotgun wedding at the beach, where a heavily pregnant Christine managed to find a dress that fit over her bump.

There was just one problem:


Ah.

Fuck.


One quick trip to the City Hall to change the name back to McKracken, and it was time to have the baby!

Christine: Ooohhihifhnjldwwghfjiweikewhb

She's just like her mother.


Meet the first baby of Generation Seven! Atticus McKracken was born with the Virtuoso and Couch Potato traits. He likes Indie music, the colour red, and eating French Toast. His starsign is Taurus.

And honestly, with a name like that, he's already a contender for the next generation heir.

Christine, unsurprisingly, did not share my enthusiasm.

Christine: Joy. A baby.

Sorry, love, but you've got the have four more.

Get used to it.


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Another chapter comes to an end! Sorry for the wait, but I've had health issues for days and it's been really manic at work.

But Generation Seven is finally here, and it's amazing that this puny legacy has made it this far. We've come a long way from the humble days of Nate McKracken, the professional rummager of trash.

See you next time!

Thursday 22 August 2019

Chapter 6.1 - A Depressing Salad

Hello again! I am back!

So, if you didn't know, for the past month I have been fighting against my game. Everything from game breaking glitches to the game just crashing on its own, it's been an uphill struggle just to play the damn game, let along continue on the legacy.

I narrowed down the cause of this chaos to three things:

1) Bridgeport. Bridgeport in my game hardly ever works properly, and I've had more crashes in Bridgeport than any other neighbourhood.

2) Ghosts. Turns out that having the ghosts of the deceased ancestors was cool in theory, but after a few generations, things start to go very wrong. As evidenced by Nate and Bai loitering around well into the afternoon, the ghosts were beginning to become a problem.

3) Inventories. Having four generations worth of crap in the family and personal inventories was causing the game to lag and break.

Therefore, my solution to all of these was to take Christine, age her up, and dump her in a new neighbourhood by herself. Yes, that means losing the ghosts and the previous ancestors, but if it means that Christine has the chance to take over the legacy, I'll take it.

Before I reveal Christine as a young adult, let's take a moment to say goodbye to Robin and Chloe.


Robin McKracken, the Martial Arts Master and all round cool guy who aged like fine wine. Rarely do I have a Sim who succeeds in life so much as this man did. Completing his Lifetime Wish before he reached adulthood? Check. Managing to raise a child by himself? Check. Defeating two mummies in a tomb without breaking a sweat? Done and dusted. He's so powerful that he managed to reverse his ageing and go back to being an adult after becoming an elder.

A little fact I didn't tell you all: In the very first timeline of Generation Five, the one with Chauncey Grimm (remember him), this man was alive at 116 days old. He was still going when the Generation Six heir took over. And he showed absolutely no signs of dying.

Robin McKracken really is that powerful that even the Grim Reaper is afraid to take him away.

Rest In Peace, you beautiful man.


Chloe McKracken, the woman who lived through three alternate timelines and two different careers. First, she was an acrobat, and managed to reach the top of the career and earn a ton of money just by showing up to her gigs. I would send her to her gig location, let her do her thing, and she could back 20 grand richer. In her third runthrough as heiress, she was an author who excelled in the dramatic genre, because her life was a soap opera at that point. She's also been the mother to three different set of children: a trio of boys from the first timeline, a girl from the second, and another girl from the third. I never got to see her as an elder, so she will always be young in my heart.

Rest In Peace, you beautiful woman.

And now, onto the woman who will tasked of taking over the legacy and somehow becoming a famous actress:


Christine McKracken. As you can see, her love for spice brown has stuck with her into her young adulthood. As have her thicc(TM) eyebrows. She looks as grumpy as ever, and I love it. Never change, Christine.

Her final trait is, and this is what came up when I hit Randomise: Brooding.

So her traits are: Good, Grumpy, Party Animal, Rebellious, and Brooding.

Who even is this woman?

Anyways, Christine grew tired of living under the same roof as her mother and grandfather, so she moved to the town of Starlight Shores to kick start her acting career. She only took a small amount of money with her, so she's living in a small two bedroom house relatively close to the beach.


Pretty basic, but at least she has everything she needs to get started.

And yes, the pathway annoys me too. I do eventually get around to fixing it.

Christine's first job was to head over to the film studio and sign up to be a background extra.


Chrstine: Huh. Same as the one in Bridgeport.

That's because it is.

Her next job was to go out and meet some new people. 

What better place than the library?

Christine's method of "meeting new people" was to go to a random person, mildly insult them, tell them her name and then walk off.


Christine: Hello, Blonde Boy McCheckshirt. My name is Christine McKracken. Goodbye.


Christine: Hello, Mr Muscle Beard Face. My name is Christine McKracken. Goodbye.


Christine: Hello, Afro Paparazzi Man. My name is Christine McKracken. Goodbye.

To no-one's surprise, she didn't make any friends.

The next place she went to was the pool.


Christine: Hot damn, another checked shirt boy.

Though she did meet someone who caught her eye.


Christine: Hello Pretty Boy. My name is Christine McKracken. I've just met you, ä̸̧̫͈̦̖̝̼́̒͜ṇ̸̨̹̟̤͈̂͑̄̂̑̿̇͗ḑ̶̲̬̞̲͇̇͜ ̵͖̍̌̌į̵̜̬͇̙̿͗̅̽̐ ̶͎̬̳͛̑́̆̓̈́̇ľ̷̼̺̮͖̩̞̤̭o̸̧͓̺͛̔̌v̶̨̛̤̣̓͠ê̴̡̳̊͌̈́̆́͝ ̵͓̳͉͂̉̀ý̶͔̳͍̮̒͌̌̏̉̉͂͜o̴̖͙͊͜u̷͎͍̪͖̤̦̿̏̌͌͛.

For some unknown reason, this man was not disturbed by Christine's behaviour.

As the night wore on and Christine headed back home, she treated herself to the most depressing salad ever.


Christine: This is my life now.


I only included this because I wanted to show Christine's sleep wear. It's impractical, and adorable.


The next day, the Summer Festival rolled around, so Christine jogged on over to check out what the park had to offer.

One of those things was a hot dog eating contest.


I see an eating contest, and I have flashbacks to Christine as a child eating a blueberry pie.


The face of nightmares.

After winning, and storing the hot dogs away for later as she is a starving film actress, Christine stumbled upon a random fighting taking place in the middle of the park.


Christine: Ugh, could you not.

You know my first reaction upon seeing Kristin Law, the sim on the right with the blonde pigtails. It was "Good GOD woman, what the hell are you wearing?!"

And you'll soon see why.


What is that outfit?

WHAT IS THAT OUTFIT?

It looks like the worst of the 70's threw up.

And the poor woman being beaten up?


Today was not her day.

It was at this point that Christine decided to head to the beach.


I don't use Starlight Shores that much, but it is very pretty. It's like a more tropical version of Sunset Valley.


Christine: Hmm... I'm all alone in a new town, and I'm swimming past the safety barriers in the ocean.


Christine: You proud of me now, mum?

Meanwhile, back in Bridgeport, reports come through of a Chloe McKracken having a mental breakdown over her daughter's recklessness.

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A new chapter comes to a close! It's been a while, and I can only apologise. The things I've had to do to get the game working again, it's a miracle it's I was even able to play long enough to write a new chapter. Everything now seems to be in working order, so here's hoping I won't have to wait a month to write a new chapter >_>

See you next time!